I was driving home from work the other day and realized that my male coworkers say some pretty crazy shit. Don't get me wrong, they can't help it, they're all nice enough, respectable people. They're just men.
1. Said one childless male to the new father male: "If you need a night out, just put your baby in Molly's car. She'll never notice another one."
2. Butting into a conversation between me and my lunchtime workout buddy: "Molly, YOU work out?"
3. On his way out of the office, another one asked: "Molly, what are you doing here so late? Ignoring your kids again?"
Ah, but I couldn't wait to come home! Where my oldest daughter informed me she's going to write a book. Awesome! About a mom who's always mad.
I have it all! Thank you, feminism.